Comhrá

I am sitting here today, waiting for some data to return (god only knows how long that may take) and I am pretty much just wasting away here.  Seriously, my ass feels like it is slowly melting into a large mass of BLAH!  I would dare to say that a good 70%, or more, of the time I find myself here at work is spent sitting at my desk, waiting, and then waiting some more, and then waiting on the waiting to be over as my eyes crust over from the mind-numbing boredom that I incur as I run data processes and queries.  I nearly have enough time at work to start up a new hobby, or read a book, but there are too many Nacy No Brainers here for me to do so.  It always seems that if you are ahead of the game and have all your work in order there is always some assmunch who is behind or just plain resentful of the fact that you can do your job well, that has to go around bitching and moaning about the free time that you have.  My personal favorite though are the people that bitch about you having free time, but then they bitch even more because they want an equal amount of free time as well!  But that one is easy enough to quail, JUST DO YOUR FUCKING JOB and free time will evolve from that.  Plus, if such people wouldn’t spend the majority of their time at work slowly fermenting their thumb within the crevasse of their ass then the situation would resolve itself all on its own (amazing isn’t it).   

What amazes me more than anything though is that I have already explained the answer within my issue with all this, if people would just act with common sense then the work place would be more comfortable and more efficient.  All too often though is seems that management’s resolution for any such case is to extinguish any possibilities of humane freedoms from the work place in order to make the office a level playing ground of shit for everyone.  This way everyone can bitch an equal amount about mostly the same things and instead of taking the five minutes a day needed to single out the morons at work, management can now sit back and watch as the soul of each employee is gradually eaten away my Zombifying florescent lights and chicken coupe cubicles.  No wonder every kid wants to grow up to work in an office, I mean it is so appealing right from the get go!  

Let me send out some kudos also to all of those assholes at work that bitch and moan about how much they hate how little they get paid and how they deserve more, yet these are the same people that don’t have the balls to speak up and ask for a raise and certainly will not put forward the effort needed to update and send out their resume (god forbid any person do any sort of labor beyond the chain gang hours of 9-5).  These are the same dickweeds that love to speak about how they would be excellent for a management position, but they think, “the bossman is an asshole who doesn’t share their vision.”  Well, this is easy enough to solve: fuck your supposed vision, if it is so almighty and you are such a fine worker then someone would have noticed at least one of these characteristics by now and given you a shot.  The largest barrier that prevents such people from making it to any point higher than they already are is that they seem to process this need to brown-nose at every chance they get, and then try to play cut-throat when the nitty get gritty.  Does no one else find these two approaches as absolute contradictions of one another? 

 Well, anyhow, that is enough ranting from me for now, plus it appears that my data has return (hooo-RA!).