Let me just sum today up by stating the following:

Remember those people down at IT that I spoke of a while back when I said,

if I.T. does choose to read this, here is all I have to say: “Stop beating off to your cyber girlfriends from the darker side of the Ukraine (who are actually 3,000 lbs Yetties) and day dreaming about the things that I have to say in an e-mail and start worrying more about your real job…MAKING THE COMPUTERS IN THE OFFICE FUCKING WORK AND KEEPING VIRUSES OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING NETWORK!

As it should not, I am far from surprised by the shit that went down today. Corporate decided to be generous and allow the department I work in leap out of the 18th Century and into what might be falsely mistaken for the 21st Century by upgrading our analytical systems. So all filled with rosy cheeks and starry eyes we awaited for this upgrade to take place yesterday: we sat down with a corporate rep from the system’s company and went over how amazingly simple life would soon become…no more bulky queries…more powerful coding script…statistical tool galore! I mean, you name it, we were getting it, in fact we were even told that we were getting a version of the system that would not hit the streets until next spring….I almost creamed my pants.

But wait! What is this? They started the installation and upload last night and come this morning when I arrived to work the “Load Active Java” screen was still frozen on my desktop…the installation process had not even taken effect yet? How could this be? I should have known before hand, but there before me…blinking some depressing tone of orange was a Windows message that might of well said “YOU’RE FUCKED BUDDY!!!”

Yep, every fucking thing crashed and despite having a mound of projects whose due/presentation date is nearly here, we were left with a joyous…”oh fuck guys…[long unresting silence]…go…go now…and save everything that you possibly can out to a different drive, the server is crashing!” And just like Amelia Earhart it did. Weeks of good, long, hard work…fucking gone!

So, with the exception of David (who takes part in competitive Middle Evil fighting shit) and the wierd quiet dude (who’s name I don’t know and has the personality of a dead piece of wood, but is pretty nice and really polite), you IT people can go fuck it long and fuck it hard!

PS - That last link that I included on “fuck it” has no real point, but I was just humored that it was one of the first things that appeared when I Googled “fuck it.”

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